"Great dark humor and all too true. Reminds me of ONE of my ex-wives." - AYNSLEY DUNBAR, Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Drummer with JOURNEY, BOWIE, STARSHIP, WHITESNAKE What happens when a rock star wife gets dumped for her high school nemesis, right before their 25 year class reunion? Envious, addicted and plowing full scheme ahead to get her life back in time, never-quitter Charlemagne Devlin will Do Anything, Deny Everything. Think Bridget Jones meets Daisy Jones, with shots of Fleabag & AbFab going to Rehab. "Wicked, witty, and one hell of a ride. I LMFAO reading this book! I know this rock world and this story is real with all the sex, drugs and lots of heart." - Mick Mashbir, Lead Guitarist, Alice Cooper "With audacious wit, razor-sharp satire, and an unflinchingly honest delve into addiction, this dark humor cautionary tale is about finding the courage to change one's life." - Gerald di Pego, Award-winning Screenwriter, Phenomenon, Instinct, Words & Pictures You'll ride shotgun to Charlemagne Devlin's stinking thinking, white-knuckling it through her wild schemes, rooting for her on every page to make it out alive, and hopefully find that even the most broken can change, if they can believe they're worth fighting for. Confessed in first person, and inspired by true events of an in-denial rock star wife, SOARING TO NEW LOWS is an insider’s backstage pass into the rock 'n' roll world told through the bloodshot eyes of the always crunked, off-the-hook Charlemagne Devlin, who’s about to become your new twisted bestie. When Char hits rock bottom, she keeps on going. Novel Summary: After losing her husband and home, Char is forced to move in with her critical mother in a year-round Christmas town, where she hatches bad "high-deas" to get her life back. Hoping to jet off with him on tour to escape the tragic secret that still haunts her, she and her sidekick Robin dive headfirst into a series of catastrophes, with both laugh-out-loud and tragic consequences. A charming arresting officer, an intimidating cellmate and a maternal spiritual mentor from the nearby Indian reservation, unveil to her magical worlds and meaningful ways to live. Could this rock bottom be her worst best thing ever? When Char sees a world and a future life she never dreamed possible, will she... Find the courage to take it and change her life? Face her demons and heal her past? Find the love, family, and freedom she’s been searching for? Or is Char doomed to soar to new lows forever?